Saturday, November 10, 2007

A Thrilling Finish

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!

Rumor has it Northwestern is thinking of changing their fight song to the Vapors' hit single after another afternoon of late-game heroics by the sneaky C.J. Bacher in Evanston. Ryan Field was rocking when coach Pat Fitzgerald called his team's best play -- "Kamikaze," and it resulted in a three-yard touchdown toss by "Sensei Bacher" as the Wildcats nipp(on)ed Indiana.

And what a perfect way to set the table for a huge rivalry game. America's hottest storyline next week will be C.J. Bacher's attempt to slay Godzilla -- played by the dashing Ron Zook. And rumor has it Governor Blagojevich will even order all nail salons in the state of Illinois to shut down for this mega-tilt! It'll feel like a horriday!

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